March 2012
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
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batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
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February 2012
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I spend my mornings thinking about what I will do, my afternoons thinking about what I could be doing, and my nights thinking about what I didn’t do.
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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WHAT THE RIVER SAYS..: My Dentist →
j-alvarez:
“My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice…
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Well, this week is not the best of weeks you could say. My dad just left for a trip to China to help his sister with personal things, and I’m just kind of mopey right now. Then tomorrow my mom’s leaving with my brother to China ALSO, which leaves me to stay with one of my best friends. It kinda sucks because I have obligations to do such as the talent show which I’m SIKED for,...
